That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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