Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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