Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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