My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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