Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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