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(734): View more from Michigan

Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)

(1-775): View more from Nevada

Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?

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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.

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(+61): View more from Australia

can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room

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(410): View more from Maryland

that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night

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(310): View more from California

I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?

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