I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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