no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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