If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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