i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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