if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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