I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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