I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
porn star boner night. come get it.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.