She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!