i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.