we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.