we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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