I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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