Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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