why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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