no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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