There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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