Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Sext me about skeletons
try to milk me bitch
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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