He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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