I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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my poor anus
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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