Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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