yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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