i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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