once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You pole danced in your parka.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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