I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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