Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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