Kareoke will never be a sober sport
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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