I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
That accounts for only three of the penises
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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