she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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