He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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