I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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