isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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