Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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