Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her