either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I think your dad took our porno
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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