After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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