I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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