Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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