Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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