How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i think i have two assholes
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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