Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
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We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize