Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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