Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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