You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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