i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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