I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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