Non-Jews are for practice
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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