I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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