Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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