Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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