If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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