we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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